Monday, March 10, 2008

It has been nearly 2 weeks since Mas Selamat's escape. (Seriously, where is he?)

I heard a few conspiracy theories today. These Singaporeans who thought of them are pretty imaginative and dramatic.
Well, conspiracy theories are always entertaining anyway.
So here's some.
Disclaimer: These are all conspiracy theories, ie. speculations. Treat them as the whole truth at your own risk.

#1 Mas Selamat is actually attached with a detection device but the Internal Security Department (ISD) doesn't want to catch him just yet. This is to observe where and whom he would go for help, and perhaps, find those people who are also involved in Jemaah Islamiyah (JI). After that, the ISD will make a clean capture of all these people who have terrorist links.

#2 Mas Selamat has already escaped to Indonesia but the ISD refuse to show their inadequacy. So they continue to organise big searches, condone places, bring big dogs to sniff him out, hold up cars/trucks at the Causeway and insist that he is still in Singapore, to show that they are doing something.

#3 Mas Selamat is actually dead, gotten rid of whilst in detention centre. Thus, the ISD decided to mask this fact by saying that he escaped from the detention centre, to make us believe that he is still alive somewhere, when in fact he is dead.


Well, I must say some imaginative Singaporeans are better off working on scripts in Hollywood.


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