(Ed's note: Nellis is a 14 year-old studying in Katong Convent and Minmin is a 15 year-old studying in Pasir Ris Secondary. See what their schools teach them.)

Me: What's the capital of Vietnam?
Nellis: Vienna.
Me: .... oh man.

Me: What's the capital of Australia?
Minmin: Melbourne.
Nellis: Austria
Me: ....

Me: Okay, who's the Prime Minister of Singapore?
Nellis: (confidently) Lee Kuan Yew!
Minmin: No lah, it's Lee Hsien Loong!

Minmin: Who's the president of Singapore?
Nellis: Eh... Obama!
Us: NOOOOO!