Deren related to me this funny conversation The Muttons (a radio duo on 987fm) had with this catering aunty.
Shall share with you all. I laughed out loud when he told me (with the necessary dramatic effects, of course!). I may not narrate every single thing correctly but here's the gist.

The Muttons: Aunty, we have a party and we would like to order food. What do you have?
[READ OUT LOUD FOR THIS LINE] Aunty: Oh, we have fly lice, black fly lice... And drinks, we have pear-seee, floo joo and cock.
If you have more people, we can upsize your medium cock to large cock.
The Muttons: HAHAHAHAHA

If you don't get it,
fly lice=fried rice
pear-see= Pepsi
floo joo= fruit juice
cock= Coke

Funny, right?! Deren is a good actor, with an aunty accent. When he said it, I really had a hearty laugh :D